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The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wouldnt you like to know. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient femboy economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion nothings a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,338 nothings, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Boy's national animal is the dog or something, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cute things.

Card Boy is ranked 22,137^th in the world and 194^th in Holmond Holdings for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,338.9 Standard Monetary Units.