The District of Caramel is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.882 billion Caramelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The strong Caramelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion juno aurums a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,007 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,800 per year while the poor average 2,203, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Caramel has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Caramel in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caramel's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caramel is ranked 243,171^st in the world and 1^st in Ciskei for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Charon Conveyancy Index.