The Allied States of Capucine is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 4.653 billion Capucineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Capucinean economy, worth 153 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,923 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends millions of Delta Eagles every year prosecuting spammers, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capucine's national animal is the Kitsune.

Capucine is ranked 289,545^th in the world and 10^th in Nuceria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.