The Kingdom of Caprion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Gorvak Hornbreaker with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.834 billion Caprionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hornspire. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caprionian economy, worth 97.5 trillion Steins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,166 Steins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, and pocket dialling is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caprion's national animal is the Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iron Horn Creed.

Caprion is ranked 88,604^th in the world and 5^th in VinCorp for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.69 kickbacks per hour.