The Republic of Cappadonna is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 1.282 billion Cappadonnans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.

The very strong Cappadonnan economy, worth 77.2 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,199 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Cappadonnan stage setups, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and a major religion has been named as Cappadonna's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cappadonna's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cappadonna is ranked 111,233^rd in the world and 10^th in DatPiff for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 205.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.