The Colony of Capitol Campus is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.093 billion Capitol Campusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Capitol Campusian economy, worth 360 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,099 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,903 per year while the poor average 3,704, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Capitol Campus's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Capitol Campus is ranked 287,783^rd in the world and 1^st in Olympia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.