The Republic of Capitalist Argentina is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 132 million Argentinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The powerhouse Argentinian economy, worth 11.4 trillion Argentine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 86,080 Argentine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", Leader has killer fashion sense, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Capitalist Argentina's national animal is the Carpincho, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist Argentina is ranked 232,790^th in the world and 4^th in Economic Development Zone for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.