The Barangay of Capipisa is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.495 billion Capipisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Capipisan economy, worth 86.0 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,533 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 370,807 per year while the poor average 3,606, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Capipisa's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Capipisa is ranked 298,103^rd in the world and 8^th in Tanza for Safest, scoring 16.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.