The Commonwealth of Canned Abalone is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 12.118 billion Canned Abaloneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Canned Abalonean economy, worth 568 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,936 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canned Abalone's national animal is the beaver.

Canned Abalone is ranked 89,446^th in the world and 1^st in THE WORLD for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,272.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.