The Kingdom of Candarus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.695 billion Candarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ontaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Candarusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,049 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Candarus's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Candarus is ranked 111,178^th in the world and 5^th in Arconian Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,768.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.