The Federal Dominion of Canarda is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark Carney with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.739 billion Canardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Canardian economy, worth 761 trillion Canardian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,793 Canardian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canarda's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Canarda is ranked 53,836^th in the world and 14^th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,847.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.