The Electorate of Canaery is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.371 billion Canaeryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The all-consuming Canaeryian economy, worth 256 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,275 Provincial Talers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,340 per year while the poor average 28,250, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canaery's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Canaery is ranked 289,053^rd in the world and 23^rd in Urcea for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.