The Armed Republic of Canada SSR is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 4.494 billion Canada SSRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The Canada SSRian economy, worth 184 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,134 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Canada SSR's national animal is the Kitsune.

Canada SSR is ranked 242,404^th in the world and 10^th in Comayaguela for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 984.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.