The Woodhouse Sanctum of Can can is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 26.368 billion Can canians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Can canian economy, worth a remarkable 2,027 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 76,876 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Can can's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Can can is ranked 75,102^nd in the world and 1^st in Cancun for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 122 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.