The Greater Rashidun Caliphate of Calystrilya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by الراشدون with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.075 billion Rashidunis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medina. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rashiduni economy, worth 148 trillion Dirhams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 137,778 Dirhams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Medina make great practice for foreign snipers, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calystrilya's national animal is the The Arabian Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Calystrilya is ranked 307,698^th in the world and 2^nd in DANYALLLLL for Most Secular, with 3 Atheism Rate.