The Meow Machine of Calorvia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Sir Paws-a-lot with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 942 million Calorvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prrrtopia. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Calorvian economy, worth 48.8 trillion Mew Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,785 Mew Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Calorvia are harbingers of war, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calorvia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calorvia is ranked 292,244^th in the world and 9^th in Catopia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,762.41 Standard Monetary Units.