The Tragedy of CAllMeCallme is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gloria with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.933 billion Decanyi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decanys City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Decanyan economy, worth 415 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,696 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, organ donation is compulsory, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAllMeCallme's national animal is the Decanyan Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CAllMeCallme is ranked 57,580^th in the world and 82^nd in The League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,769.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.