The Borderlands of Callisto Lancer is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.072 billion Callisto Lancerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Callisto Lancerian economy, worth 221 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,511 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,435 per year while the poor average 2,727, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Callisto Lancer's national animal is the sea turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Callisto Lancer is ranked 169,282^nd in the world and 3^rd in Minecraft Jungle for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.