The Holy Blue Principality of Call Me Big Papa is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.775 billion Call Me Big Papans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Call Me Big Papan economy, worth 800 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,918 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and foreigners write "made in Call Me Big Papa" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Call Me Big Papa's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Call Me Big Papa is ranked 23,042^nd in the world and 3^rd in Disney World for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,471.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.