The Holy Blue Zombie of Call Me Big Papa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.916 billion Call Me Big Papans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Call Me Big Papan economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 115,153 Gold Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,341 per year while the poor average 10,846, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Call Me Big Papa's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Call Me Big Papa is ranked 48,963^rd in the world and 27^th in Disney World for Highest Average Incomes, with 115,153.21 Standard Monetary Units.