The Dictatorship of Calizonia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 305 million Calizonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Calizonian economy, worth 30.0 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,426 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 893,437 per year while the poor average 1,256, a ratio of 710 to 1.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and there's a bustling black market for vegetables. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Calizonia's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Calizonia is ranked 320,999^th in the world and 5^th in Low Earth Orbit for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.