The Constitutional Monarchy of Caliusom is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.308 billion Caliusomians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Caliusomian economy, worth 201 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 154,085 Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,506 per year while the poor average 12,418, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.
Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, voters are one of the nation's top imports, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is totally unknown. Caliusom's national animal is the Caribou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Caliusom is ranked 71,132nd in the world and 267th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,175.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Caliusom, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
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Caliusom, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
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Caliusom, voters are one of the nation's top imports.
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Caliusom, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
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Caliusom, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
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Caliusom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Caliusom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Caliusom, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity.
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Caliusom, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.
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Caliusom, one can wake up in Caliusom and have breakfast in Bigtopia.




































