The Armed Republic of Calexico-Mexicali is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.924 billion Calexico-Mexicalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Calexico-Mexicalian economy, worth 96.4 trillion RTX cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,092 RTX cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,175 per year while the poor average 7,277, a ratio of 30.0 to 1.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calexico-Mexicali's national animal is the Dingo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Calexico-Mexicali is ranked 234,305^th in the world and 36^th in Roma Imperium for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.