The Quarterback of Caleb Williams is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.142 billion Caleb Williamsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleb Williamsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion bronze nickels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,459 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, lending money has become a major liability, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleb Williams's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caleb Williams is ranked 24,430^th in the world and 1^st in Chicago Bears for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,981.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.