The Quarterback of Caleb Williams is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.329 billion Caleb Williamsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caleb Williamsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion bronze nickels a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,787 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, Jennifer Government is banned, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleb Williams's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caleb Williams is ranked 262,723^rd in the world and 7^th in Chicago Bears for Rudest Citizens, with 23.14 insults per minute.