The Colony of Calafato is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.338 billion Calafatoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The sizeable but inefficient Calafatoan economy, worth 48.9 trillion Genoese lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,516 Genoese lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Calafato's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Calafato is ranked 86,543^rd in the world and 7^th in Republic of Genoa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,603.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.