The Queendom of Cakeystan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Puncake with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.134 billion Cakeystanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bakersfield. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cakeystanian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Golden cakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,833 Golden cakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of Cakeystan have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, Cakeystan has designated Bakersfield as its capital city, and The Puncake has just been declared ruler of Cakeystan in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cakeystan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cakeystan is ranked 36,874^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Puns for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50 on the Kitten Softness Rating.