The Confederacy of Cajagi is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cagi with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and lack of airports. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.091 billion Cajagians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosland. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cajagian economy, worth a remarkable 3,990 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,643 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens bring dice to decide their vote when dragged to the polls, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Cajagi they're lyin', and separate but equal doesn't include commute time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajagi's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Chaos.

Cajagi is ranked 15,005^th in the world and 25^th in United Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 180,643.47 Standard Monetary Units.