The Capital City of Cairo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.787 billion Cairoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cairoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,088 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,559 per year while the poor average 22,255, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cairo's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cairo is ranked 18,336^th in the world and 3^rd in Egypt for Most Corrupt Governments, with 114.16 kickbacks per hour.