The Jingoistic States of Caietanian is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.698 billion Ferrets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ferret economy, worth 195 trillion Ferret Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,370 Ferret Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and Caietanian has designated Caietanian City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caietanian's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caietanian is ranked 267,331^st in the world and 13^th in Cajetan for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,904.74 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.