The People's Republic of Cai Pore is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Omar with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 2.858 billion Cai Poreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porrenin. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cai Porean economy, worth 256 trillion Dimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,594 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Omar has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and the best way to get the government to U-turn is to squick out Omar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cai Pore's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Cai Pore is ranked 20,156^th in the world and 1^st in The Grand Iron Order for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,217.88 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.