Most Stationary: 13,816thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,825thLargest Populations: 21,825th
The Imperial Papal State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
¡Salve al Todopoderoso y Eterno Papa Chico!
Influence
Instigator
Director of International Relations
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cafe y el Tabaco

Population16.946 billion

CapitalPope Chico City
LeaderMadre García del gabinete del papa Chico
FaithCristo de Chico also known as Chicodad

Currencycrédito imperial
AnimalGrey-tailed Pope Chico Burro

The Imperial Papal State of Cafe y el Tabaco is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Madre García del gabinete del papa Chico with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.946 billion Cafe y el Tabacoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pope Chico City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The very strong Cafe y el Tabacoan economy, worth 980 trillion crédito imperials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,840 crédito imperials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,173 per year while the poor average 12,589, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

There's no representation without taxation, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe y el Tabaco's national animal is the Grey-tailed Pope Chico Burro and its national religion is Cristo de Chico also known as Chicodad.

Cafe y el Tabaco is ranked 13,816th in the world and 3rd in Sumerian Coalition for Most Stationary, with 1,872.6415792864 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 21,825thLargest Populations: 21,825thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,549thMost Conservative: 29,013thLargest Mining Sector: 29,295th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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