The Kingdom of Cacerta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Anelyn I with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.179 billion Cacertians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vichenza. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cacertian economy, worth a remarkable 3,470 trillion Inganarres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,992 Inganarres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cacerta's national animal is the Cacertian Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cacertian Monotheism.

Cacerta is ranked 252,159^th in the world and 1^st in Tyran for Rudest Citizens, with 26.33 insults per minute.