The Nomadic Peoples of Cabbages is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.748 billion Cabbagesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Cabbagesian economy, worth 355 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,908 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,836 per year while the poor average 10,792, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cabbages's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cabbages is ranked 260,974^th in the world and 1^st in Pythia XV for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.01 law-abiding acts per hour.