The Holy Kino Community of Cabalworld is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Malignant Akiyama with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.206 billion Cabalworldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabalukicho. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cabalworldian economy, worth 358 trillion dillas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,414 dillas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly revolutionaries are the nation's greatest export, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Cabalworldian Navy. Crime is totally unknown. Cabalworld's national animal is the capon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strong Abs Worship.

Cabalworld is ranked 97,031^st in the world and 5,018^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.54 law-abiding acts per hour.