The Más Grande de América of CA River Plate is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jorge Pablo Brito with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.338 billion millonarios enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Núñez. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The very strong CA River Platean economy, worth 246 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,806 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CA River Plate's national animal is the gallina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Riverismo.

CA River Plate is ranked 126,419^th in the world and 9^th in FIFA Lands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 577.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.