The Theory of C0nspiracy is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.064 billion people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant conspiracy economy, worth 242 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 16,118 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, military spending recently hit a new high, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C0nspiracy's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

C0nspiracy is ranked 264,871^st in the world and 3,678^th in The catholic military orders for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.