The Bannorn of Bythinia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Kel vos Asciros with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.473 billion Bythinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmara. The average income tax rate is 14.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bythinian economy, worth 706 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,487 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Bythinian politicians, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bythinia's national animal is the hawk and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Bythinia is ranked 107,308^th in the world and 6^th in Ulthos for Highest Average Incomes, with 67,487.9 Standard Monetary Units.