The Protectorate of BwB is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.295 billion BwBians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The BwBian economy, worth 216 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,493 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BwB's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BwB is ranked 252,846^th in the world and 9^th in Chogoris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.