The Bushy Beard-Close Crop of Buzzcut Cavemen is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hank Strong with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.41 billion Buzzcut Cavemenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brachycardian Caves. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The Buzzcut Cavemenian economy, worth 453 trillion blue gemstones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,069 blue gemstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Buzzcut Cavemen's national animal is the black wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Buzzcut Cavemen is ranked 110,970^th in the world and 316^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Smartest Citizens, with 34.84 quips per hour.