The Republic of Buzau is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.213 billion Buzauans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Buzauan economy, worth 158 trillion lei a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 71,362 lei, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,960 per year while the poor average 15,444, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Buzau's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Buzau is ranked 120,065^th in the world and 1^st in Judet for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,762.85 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.