The Sultanate of Busy Mind is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 5.364 billion Busy Mindians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The strong Busy Mindian economy, worth 276 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,497 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Busy Mind's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Busy Mind is ranked 114,622^nd in the world and 1^st in The red decade for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.