The Republic of United States of Burrosil is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Luís Inapto with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.528 billion Burrosileiros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burrosília. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Burrosileiro economy, worth 213 trillion Fictícios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,469 Fictícios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burrosil's national animal is the Tatu-Cubo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futebol.

Burrosil is ranked 61,460^th in the world and 7^th in Next Horizon for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.76 on the Kitten Softness Rating.