The How Did You Burn It of Burnt Toaster is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.681 billion Burnt Toasterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Like really explain that. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The powerhouse Burnt Toasterian economy, worth 453 trillion So you burnt a toasters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,814 So you burnt a toasters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and supervisors in Burnt Toaster commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burnt Toaster's national animal is the Explain to me how you did that, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Burnt Toaster is ranked 81,255^th in the world and 1^st in Miscellaneous Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,482.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.