The How Do You Even Burn It of Burnt Muffin is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Burnt Muffin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.757 billion Burnt Muffinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typo. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The all-consuming Burnt Muffinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,583 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys. Crime is totally unknown. Burnt Muffin's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Burnt Muffin is ranked 210,243^rd in the world and 1^st in Then Unknown Sector for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 20.24 Effective Tax Rate.