The Queen's State of Burley Griffin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.7 billion Burley Griffinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The powerhouse Burley Griffinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,654 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,187 per year while the poor average 8,771, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is avowedly atheist, and none has been named as Burley Griffin's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Burley Griffin's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Burley Griffin is ranked 11,070^th in the world and 1^st in Namibia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,719.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.