The Republic of Bur Eithe is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.929 billion Bur Eitheans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Bur Eithean economy, worth 529 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,908 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,655 per year while the poor average 2,564, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bur Eithe's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bur Eithe is ranked 303,434^th in the world and 1^st in The imperials for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.