The Commonwealth of Bundesrepublik Deutschland- is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.101 billion Bundesrepublik Deutschland-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Bundesrepublik Deutschland-ian economy, worth 58.5 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,104 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Federal Eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Bundesrepublik Deutschland-, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bundesrepublik Deutschland-'s national animal is the Federal Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bundesrepublik Deutschland- is ranked 214,936^th in the world and 5,271^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.