The People's Republic of Bulgoria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nick Sturm with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.92 billion Bulgorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofija. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,151 trillion Levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,876 Levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, and citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgoria's national animal is the Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bulgoria is ranked 320,144^th in the world and 14^th in Soviet Union for Nicest Citizens, with 0.41 average smiles per day.