The Republic of Bukele is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.171 billion Bukeleans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Bukelean economy, worth 610 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,601 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,673 per year while the poor average 14,910, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bukele's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bukele is ranked 114,210^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of El Salvador for Most Developed, scoring 58.83 on the Human Development Index.