The Allied States of Bukarna is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emmanuel-Francis Mahamadi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.304 billion Bukarnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukarn-Lenouva. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The powerhouse Bukarnian economy, worth 115 trillion Buks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,361 Buks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Safe drinking water is considered a luxury, an eye for an eye leaves Bukarna blind, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bukarna's national animal is the Bukarnian wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bukarna is ranked 291,774^th in the world and 2^nd in Zephyra for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.64 percentage of bribes refused.