The United States of Bukaponcha is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 477 million Bukapons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MASSIVE PENIS OF OUR LEADER CITY. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bukaponchan economy, worth 18.5 trillion BukaPutas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,758 BukaPutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bukaponcha has designated MASSIVE PENIS OF OUR LEADER CITY as its capital city, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is totally unknown. Bukaponcha's national animal is the Canadian.

Bukaponcha is ranked 154,243^rd in the world and 6,590^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,415.57 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.